my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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