just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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