the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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