just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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