Don't you send me to vm
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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