Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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