Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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