This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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