the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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