im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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