i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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