Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had