gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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