i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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