The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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