So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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