that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
A+ Viking dick
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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