just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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