your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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