Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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