Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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