omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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