We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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