I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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