Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
