I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
