I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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