you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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