i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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