What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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