Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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