I think my vagina is haunted
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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