I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
