when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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