im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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