another moral hangover. fuck.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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