shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
id be glad to
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
