Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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