Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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