No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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