If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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