that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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