okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
