I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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