they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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