Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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