I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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