Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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