lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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