the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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