...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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