I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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