respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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