Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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