Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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