Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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