like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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