Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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