i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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